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🇺🇸 Wartime Veteran-Owned Small Business
The Bathroom Upgrade You Didn't Know You Needed
Hydration, Elevated. By Design.
The world's first luxury toilet paper misting device.
3D-printed in premium materials, motion-activated, and crafted to complement your bathroom's aesthetic — not fight it.
Each unit is printed to order using premium PLA+ resin for dimensional accuracy of ±0.2mm. No mass-manufactured compromises.
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Micro-Mist Technology
Our proprietary nozzle delivers a 15-micron water mist — enough to perfectly hydrate without soaking. The Goldilocks of moisture.
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Microwave Motion Sensor
The optional nightlight detects motion through walls up to 2m. A warm amber glow greets you before you even arrive. Pure magic at 3am.
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Hygienic by Design
Smooth surfaces, no crevices. Antimicrobial-coated internals. Dishwasher-safe reservoir. Because hygiene isn't optional.
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Sustainably Sourced
PLA+ biodegrades in industrial composters. We offset 120% of our carbon footprint. Good for you, and the planet you're cleaning up after.
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Universal Fit
Fits standard toilet paper rolls of all sizes. Mounts with a single 3M adhesive strip. No tools, no plumbers, no drama.
Social Proof
4,200+ people have elevated their bathroom
★★★★★
"I bought the Sage Green edition for our guest bathroom and I've received more compliments on it than on our $800 faucet. It looks like a wellness artifact. I'm obsessed."
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Sarah M.
San Francisco, CA
★★★★★
"The motion-activated nightlight alone is worth the premium. My midnight bathroom trips are now genuinely pleasant. I didn't know I was missing this. Nobody warned me."
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James L.
Austin, TX
★★★★★
"My wife engraved ours with our last name. It sits next to our Aesop soap and Dyson hand dryer and honestly it fits right in. This product understands its audience."